When did Janet Jackson start looking worse than her big brother Michael? Yikes!

When did Janet Jackson start looking worse than her big brother Michael? Yikes!

Reality TV trainwreck Bobby Trendy strikes a pose in yet another outrageous ensemble.

Reality TV trainwreck Bobby Trendy strikes a pose in yet another outrageous ensemble.

Shouldn't "90210" star Shenae Grimes be able to afford a mirror?

Shouldn't "90210" star Shenae Grimes be able to afford a mirror?

Courtney Love's sheer tights are not nearly as tacky as her mess of a dress.

Courtney Love's sheer tights are not nearly as tacky as her mess of a dress.

Sharon Stone's dress is sharp and her shoes are sexy, but her Muppet-inspired caplet has got to go.

Sharon Stone's dress is sharp and her shoes are sexy, but her Muppet-inspired caplet has got to go.

Lily Allen never should have stepped outside in this hideous headgear.

Lily Allen never should have stepped outside in this hideous headgear.

We love us some Lady GaGa, but we not particularly fond of her bow-tied haridon't.

We love us some Lady GaGa, but we not particularly fond of her bow-tied haridon't.

Miley Cyrus' blue booties give us the cooties, but her shredded leggings are nightmare-inducing.

Miley Cyrus' blue booties give us the cooties, but her shredded leggings are nightmare-inducing.